Season 2

Angel: there's moments in your life that make you, that set the course of who your going to be. Sometimes they're little subtle moments, sometimes their not. I'll show you what I mean.

Angel: it hurts sometimes more than we can bare, if we could live without passion maybe we could know some kind of peace but we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead.

Angel: I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel: jeez, whatever happened to wooden stakes?

Angel: hundred years just hanging out feeling guilty I really honed on my brooding skills, then she comes along.

Angel: I've got a message for Buffy

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Buffy

Buffy: I moved on... to the living

Buffy: I lost a friend tonight, I may lose more, the whole world may be sucked into Hell and you want my help because your girlfriend's a big hoe. Let me take this moment to not care.

Buffy: Come on....kick my ass

Buffy: Its funny, how you can see someone everyday and not really see them.

Buffy: you make me feel this way and then reject me. What am I? a toy?

Buffy: you're a vampire, i'm sorry is that an offensive term? should I say undead American

Buffy: the next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures

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Buffy and Angel

Angel: I love you, I try not but I can't stop.
Buffy: me too, I can't either

Buffy: this is a beautiful moment we're having, can we please fight
Angel: I didn't come here to fight
Buffy: no?
Angel: Gosh I was hoping we could get back together. What do you think, do we have a shot? Alright lets fight.

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Cordelia

Cordelia: You're really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren't you?
Buffy: as defending champion, you nervous?

Cordelia: that means he can come into my car whenever he wants
Xander: yep you're doomed to having to give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it, and those guys never chip in for gas.

Cordelia: oh thank goodness, I actually had to talk my grandmother into switching cars with me last night.

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Giles

Giles: I'll be back in the middle ages
Jenny: did you ever leave?

Jenny: I know you feel betrayed
Giles: yes well that's one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal

Giles: In all my years as watcher I've buried too many people but Jenny was the first I loved
Buffy: I'm sorry, sorry that I couldn't kill him for you, for her, when I had the chance

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Willow

Buffy: you're missing the whole point of Halloween
Willow: free candy?
Buffy: its come as you aren't night, the perfect chance for a girl to get sexy and wild with no repercussions.
Willow: oh I don't get wild, wild and me equals spaz

Willow: I'll give Xander a call, what's his number? Oh yeah 1800 I'm dating a skanky hoe
Buffy: Meow
Willow: really? thanks I've never got a meow before
Buffy: well deserved
Willow Darn tooting

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Xander

Buffy: what's the deal?
Xander: oh a bunch of little kids need people to take them trick or treating. Sign up and get your own pack of sugar freaked little runts for the night.
Buffy: Yikes, I'll stick to vampires

Xander: I am the bugman, coo coo ca chue

Giles: I can't believe that you are fool enough to do something like this
Xander: oh no, I'm twice the fool it takes to do something like this

Xander: well we could grind our mortal enemies into talcum powder with a sledge hammer, but gosh we did that last night

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Spike

Joyce: have we met?
Spike: you hit me with an axe one time, remember, get away from my daughter.

Spike: you're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in friends beds.

Spike: Look what we have here, crashers.
Buffy: I'm sure our invitation just got lost in the mail.

Spike: love's a funny thing

Spike: I want to save the world
Buffy: OK, you do remember that you're a vampire right?
Spike: we like to talk big, vampires do, I'm going to destroy the world. It's just tough guy talk, strut round with your friends over a pint of blood.

Spike: someone wasn't worthy

Joyce: You get the hell away from my daughter
Spike: Women

Spike: a slayer with family and friends, that sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

Angel: it might be handy to have you around incase I ever need a parking space
Spike: have you forgotten that you're a guest in my bloody home?

Spike: You were my sire man, you were my Yoda
Angel: things change
Spike: not us, not demons, you uncle tom.

Other

Dru: pssst we're going to destroy the world, want to come?

Jenny: are you in love with him?
Buffy: I was

Whistler: and what a package you are, the stink guy

Whistler: Bottom line is, even if you see them coming you're not ready for the big moments. No-one asks for their life to change, not really, but it does

Whistler: so what are we? helpless? puppets? no, the big moments are going to come, you can't help that. Its what you do afterwards that counts, that's when you find out who you are.

Buffy: I don't take orders, I do things my way
Kendra: no wonder you died

Buffy: I told you, I'm a vampire slayer
Joyce: well I just don't accept that
Buffy: open your eyes mom what do you think has been going for the past two years? the fights, the weird occurrences. how many times have you washed blood out of my clothes and you still haven't figured it out?
Joyce: well it stops now
Buffy: No it doesn't stop, it never stops. Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? how dangerous, I would love to be upstairs watching TV, gossiping about boys or God even studying but I have to save the World, again.

Dru: Do it again! do it again!

Dru: where have you been? the sun is almost up and it can be so hurtful.

Kendra: that's me favorite shirt, that's me only shirt

Kendra: I'm Kendra, the vampire slayer

Buffy: I've had a really bad day ok, if you have information worth hearing then I am grateful for it. If you are going to crack jokes then I'm going to pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat.
Whistler: hello to the imagery, very nice.

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