Angel: Come on, don't go soft on me now.......a little wide
Angel: look, obviously I made a mistake coming here tonight
Buffy: I may be dead but I'm still pretty
Buffy: I know my transcripts are a little .. colourful
Buffy: But cute guy, teenager, post pubescent fantasies
Buffy:
now we can do it the hard way or, well actually there is just the hard way
Darla:
that's fine
with me
Buffy:
now are you sure, cos this ain't going to be pretty, we're talking violence,
strong language, adult context
Darla:
grrr
Buffy: hi, I'm Buffy
Buffy: Seize the moment, cos tomorrow you might be dead.
Buffy: you're not welcome here. You come near us and I'll kill you
Buffy: Hi I'm an enormous slut, would you like a copy of the watch tower?
Buffy:
I know you're there and I know what you are
Angel:
Do you? I'm just an animal right?
Buffy:
you're not an animal, animals I like
Buffy:
who are you?
Angel:
let's just say I'm a friend
Buffy:
yeah well maybe I don't want a friend
Angel:
I didn't say I was yours
Buffy:
what do you want?
Angel:
the same thing you do
Buffy:
OK, what do I want?
Angel:
to kill them, to kill them all
Buffy:
I'm sorry but that's incorrect but you do get this lovely watch and a years
supply of turtle wax,
what I want is to be left alone.
Buffy: I've killed a lot of
vampires, I've never hated one before
Angel:
feels good doesn't it,
feels simple
Cordelia: God, what is your childhood trauma?
Buffy:
so you come to
me for help?
Cordelia:
because you're always around when all this weird stuff is happening, your very
strong and you have all those weapons. I was kinda hoping you were in a gang.
Giles: because
you are the slayer, unto each generation a slayer is born one girl in all the
world, a chosen one, one born with all the strength...
Buffy:
..strength
and skills to hunt the vampires to stop the spread of their evil blah blah blah,
I've heard it OK?
Giles:
grave robbing, that's new, interesting
Buffy:
I
know you meant to say gross and disturbing
Giles:
yes,
yes of course, terrible thing, must put a stop to it.
Giles:
All right, I'll
just jump in my time machine, go back to the 12th Century and ask the vampires
to postpone their ancient prophecy while you take in diner and a show.
Buffy:
at
this point you are abusing sarcasm
Willow: can I ask you
a personal question?
Xander:
yeah shoot
Willow:
when Buffy was a vampire you weren't still attracted to her were you?
Xander:
willow how can you, that's really bent, she was grotesque
Willow:
still dug her
huh?
Xander:
I'm sick, I need help
Willow:
don't I know it
Willow:
we used to go
out, but we broke up
Buffy:
how come?
Willow:
he stole my Barbie, oh we were 5
Xander: Can I have you, uh can I help you?
Xander: You're in love with a vampire, what are you out of your mind?
Xander:
you're looking at my neck
Angel:
what?
Xander:
you're checking out my neck, I saw that
Angel:
no I wasn't
Xander: keep
you were distance pal
Angel:
I wasn't looking at your neck
Xander:
I told you to eat before we
left.
Darla: Master forgive me
Jenny: you're here again, you
kids really dig the library
Buffy:
we're literary
Xander:
to reads makes our
speak English good
Darla: that's good, you're hurting me, that's good too
Master: A slayer